That literary allusion is inspired by the hotel where I’ve spent most of the week at a conference. I have stayed in a number of places over the years and, working for a non-profit, many are very plain, low cost retreat centers, inexpensive hotels, and the like. This time we are at the Hyatt Regency by the arch in St Louis and the accommodations, while not lavish are very comfortable and represent what makes a good room.

1. The view. Nice view of the town hall and a good part of the downtown. We didn’t draw the arch side of the hotel, but just have to walk around the corner for that!

2. Quiet. Rarely have I heard less street noise, plumbing, HVAC or other sounds outside the room. And we have over 1,000 people here!

3. Full size pillows. I don’t know where hotels get the idea that these “mini-pillows” were more comfortable. The full size ones here are wonderful!

4. With that, a firm but comfortable mattress and sheets and blankets that keep you warm without weighing a ton!

5. Robust internet. And free.

6. Lots of outlets in accessible locations, not behind a piece of furniture.

7. Two sinks separated by a door.

8. Just the right amount of lighting.

9. Ample towels.

10. And a big shower head on the shower.

It actually seems that with a bit of forethought, even modest establishments can probably do most of this. Still, I consider the circumstances many people live in and consider myself blessed. But one thing better all this is that, Lord willing, I will see my home and my wife tonight!